Saturday 11 May 2013

Today's Introductions & issues...

hi welcome to our blog dedicated to all bullshitters and dreamers that waste our time.If you are fed up of people using you ,taking the piss and constantly spouting lie after lie then i would love to hear your stories.So sitting comfy ?then lets begin.Once upon a time there was a young man called Ash who loved to tell tales of his amazing escapades let me introduce alter ego number one he owns a gunshop in las vegas ,or so he told a rather attractive young lady to impress her,think not for this young man has just joined the army and never been to America let alone las vegas.
Whilst in the army he thought he would get sympathy and time off and tell every one his dad had just been killed in action in Afghanistan surely you wouldnt dare make this one up you are cringing I know.
Alas yes all lies and soon found out as his real stepdad was in the army and got wind of this crap lets just say he got more than the whip round which the lads had already organised for him.
Perhaps your getting the idea here of the depths that he will go to  .Have you got the stomach for more tales of the unexpected?
.
 
I own a gun shop in las vagas!!!
 
 
 
This is the length I go to to tell people who great I am.....
 
Why or why do people make up stories - ANSWER... Their lives are sad and have little substance....